joi, 2 mai 2013

Words...Gen1Chp.3:Daily Boring Life.

I came home stressed.Started doing chin-ups,I was ignoring Themis so bad.Poor thing was crying and I thought it was the neighbour's kid.I felt so bad.(Yeah Right,he went straight to the chin-up thing)



I fed and changed her then I needed some air.I asked Jordan on a date at the central park.
We played hopscotch  and then we went to see the new movie Cyborg Goat Herders.
The babysitter called me in the middle of the movie to tell me that Themis grew up.


She's Cute tough.
Beau:Yeah,when you're far away!
That's Just Rude,Beau,you're her father. *facepalm*
Beau:So what?
Just,uhm,nevermind




Beau:I'm on my way.Just no,don't *babycries*.Gosh dangit.
She's a freaking child,what do you expect?Now Give her food.
Beau: No space here,no,not here  *outside in the fraking rain*.Perfect,now eat while I am making pancakes.
Oh,Come ON,Just do not,let her in ..THE RAIN.



At least or I hope he will clean the dishes.
OMG.
Wait..
For..
IT.


LADIES AND GENTLEMAN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

Beau:I want to train someone.Invite someone out for me to train.
There,Invite Jordan.






Go to work,You're finally a Rookie.Goodl Luck at your game.
Beau:I'm awesome enough to win,I don't need good luck.
'Dat Attitude man!


As I saw you're invited to Illiana Langerak's party.Uhm..When did you meet her?
Beau:I don't think I need to report everything that I do.
Oh,you do.I control you.I am the Simgoddess.
Beau:I thought you only did what I wanted to do.
Thank you.Almost ruined that challenge.
Beau:You're welcome.Because I saved this you'll let me go to her party.
But she's old and you HAVE a girlfriend.
Beau:Yeah,but I need female friends too.
Fine!You'll go.



Beau:This Party SUCKS!
No,shit,Sherlock.I think you find yourself in the parenting skilll,right?
Beau:Let's go to a bar,I need to drinks my liquid courage.
Oh,and why is that?
Beau:Do you have a name?
Don't you dare change the subject!
Beau:I want to,uhm...Ask Jordan to marry me.
Good.

Beau:We're here.I need food and Drinks,a lot of drinks.




Beau:Done.I'm sleepy,and there are no chicks to celebrate my last day of a free man.



Beau:What the-?
Snow.Actually WHITE snow.*puking rainbows*


marți, 26 martie 2013

Words...Gen.1Chp.2:Teddy&Themis...Maybe?ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????





I started doing push-ups until the sun left this piece of earth.That next day I went to a lounge,got drunk,I couldn't stop myself I wanted to swim,but what if I drowned?Nope..The cold watertouching  my skin was enough to wake me.Then I am not sure if i was sober of not when i went to the bookstore to buy and read a handiness book.I knew tomorrow was a BIG DAY.






 Yeaaaa..Teddy over here ..The cuttest thing in the world.Foxsomething terrier..Who cares?He's MINE .
Everything went better than expected we bonded.We went on long walks on the street (beacuse on the beach is too mainstream).
That night something  happened .Something wrong,very wrong.




Come ON.Freaking Girl ALIEN abducted me.Did creepy tests on me.Then I started getting fat ,I've been eating green salad,exercising,it was getting bigger.I had backaches that hurted soo bad that i was walking like a pregnant woman.But..What if I was one?


  
BOOM!A baby popped out of my stomach.I had to...erm....check...A green baby alien girl..heck yeah -.-...
I guess her name is Themis.That ol' history book. ;)
I had to buy her a crib perfect I had only 20 Simoleons left -.-.
Right after I threw the baby in the crib and off I go to the Summer Festival hoping to talk to her.






We did some fun things at the Fall Fest .I gave Jordan some tickets and she massaged me when I told her what happened.After that I got a phone call but I ignored it and then she kissed me.Like really kissed me.All of my emotions came right back and pulled her for a kiss.Then whispering in her ear "Will you be my girlfriend?"

Words...Gen.1Chp.1.:GIRL FROM FEST.&CREEPY MASCOT


Hi Guys!This is RexySaurus ;).
He is Beau Merrick,yes from Bridgeport he got a makeover and plastic surgery and became human.
He is going to be the founder/heir for this Gen. I guess.His traits are:Athletic,Dog Person,Family-Oriented,Handy and Perfectionist.Family Trait:Dog Person.
LTW:Superstar Athlete.
Now's Beau here to rock



I finally got here in SV.First I wanted to go apply for my dream job,but thanks to my Athletic personality I got it.Then why not go to actually know what being athletic really meant.I saw a cute girl,aaand nah,she's married.LAME.I worked out all day in the gym,but erm...with what i should wash my clothes?Got a Drier and Washer.






The next day i decided to got to the summer festival and there this crazy old woman almost falled and i was there to hold her(thehell!?...).As I got off the skating rink this one girl talked to me about phones and colours.



After i got out of work went straight to bed.Now that I had some muscles to show,why not hit the Swimming Pool?Oh,THE GIRL FROM THE FESTIVAL she was clearly stalking me,and i learned her name when she started flirting with me. -_-


 I got out of work running to the UNI Mascot
that invited me on a date.-.- (damn you mascot)







C'mon Now.FLIRRRRRT -.-


 Then She started flirting with me.She gave me  like 5 bouqets of pink roses.All i could think of was adopting a dog.She kept flirting untill ...


YUP..I got sick of it.I tried to start a normal conversation,but her Jock(-ness) made me do the uni cheer...
Kinda Awesome,huh?













Note:So this was crazy I was a control freak so this is a huge challenge for me.They got to the romantic interest from flirting and then,BOOM,School Cheer,no wishes of love and it's almost week 2 -.-